Work of the Devil

CROCs are god DAMN ugly things. I don't care how comfortable you say they are - how can you possibly justify adorning your feet in such monstronsities??

And I am hardly the biggest fan of the UGG boot that refuses to stay away from our shop floors. They, also, may be comfortable - but shouldn't they stay in the home or in extreme weather conditions ie. ski resorts??

So you can imagine my utter state of horror when I discovered the GUMBIE boots. A mix of croc and ugg. ew.